Saturday, November 25, 2006
Facts and Logic Dead
Today in the world of College Republican politics, we mourn the passing of Facts and Logic, both of which passed away sometime late last evening. It is not sure entirely what the cause of their deaths were, but the leading theory is that they could not withstand continuous assault from acquaintances such as Insults, Lies, and Nonsense. The three had been observed on the offensive against Facts, Logic, and Common Sense in the past years of CR infighting; now only Common Sense remains, albeit upon life support. Facts and Logic were preceded by their good friends Truth and Freedom of Differing Opinion; they passed sometime during the Spring of 2005. Donations may be made to the College Republican No-Bullshit Caucus in their honor. Anyone with information on the whereabouts of Nonsense, Lies, and Insults is asked to contact local law enforcement. The three are believed to be on the run, but were last spotted leaving 600 Pennsylvania Ave. SE , Suite 215 in Washington, D.C.. They have also been spotted as far west as Oklahoma and Washington, and even here in Ohio at times, so be on the lookout in your area.
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What do you think of the BU CR's 'Caucasian Achievement Scholarship'?
I for one think it's a great event, and it's getting a ton of press...I've seen it on CNN and Fox News.
Definitely good stuff, but I am not ready to give them all of the credit that they are getting all over the news. They are definitely not the first (or even close to it) to try this out, but, that being said, I still do like the debate it is stirring up.
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