-MEDIA ADVISORY
February 6, 2007
(Columbus, OH)--Officials at Red State Rampage have announced today that contributors to Red State Rampage will indeed be attending CPAC 2007 this March 1-3 in our nation's capitol, contrary to reports of a supposed CPAC boycott that surfaced in the past week. Site founder, known only as Cut the Crap, informed an anxious crowd of reporters earlier this morning that rumors of a boycott were without grounds and were simply part of the smear campaign against the site. "We at Red State Rampage are privileged to be attending this great event, as it serves to educate and motivate conservatives, young and old alike, in the coming year," said the shadowy character.
Also of note at the de facto press conference was the mention of support for the College Republican No-Bullshit Caucus. Rumors of a CRNBC Meeting to take place at CPAC have abounded for weeks, and, according to sources, will take place. "We wholeheartedly support the actions undertaken by the No-Bullshit Caucus, and would like to encourage their further actions in making light of the poppycock spewed forth from many College Republican leaders open mouths."
The pool of press invited to the event were also informed that the founder will be accepting requests for audiences during the convention; all requests are to be submitted to the RSR media contact as soon as possible for review and likely denial.
For more information, please contact Red State Rampage at redstaterampage@gmail.com, or simply wait for them to contact you. As is the policy at RSR, if you are deemed necessary to have words with, you will be notified that your presence is required.
Disclaimer: In no way is this press release intended to be a slight aimed at The Honorable and Benevolent John Plecnik, His Majesty, who sent out an actual press release to announce his plans to attend CPAC in past years. It is also not intended to be a jab at self-important State Chairmen located in the New England states of Maine or Massachusetts who send out press releases such as this to announce meaningless things, such as this.
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6 comments:
cut the crap! no way I can't believe you posted about something CR related...seriously cut the crap...WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?
Hahaha. Its about time.
Kinda Funny though.
Any preference for times to convene the CRNBC in Washington? I will certainly be there, as Caucus Chair I would like to know when fellow NBCons can meet up.
Best,
Matt Kocsan
CR Chair (Lame Duck), The Ohio State University
CRNBC: Chairman
I like the "Lame Duck" addition to the title there, Chairman. I would most definitely be willing to caucus whenever a certain former Speaker of the House is at the podium. I am sure he sympathizes with the cause. Any websites or platforms coming from the CRNBC anytime soon? The masses are screaming in want.
Cut the crap,
We may have a website in the works, but I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors. I will say this, though: if we go forward, you will be the first to know.
It certainly won't be leaked to the Daily Show. But in any case, we intend to make the No-Bullshit movement a critical element of the national debate. Issues like de-centralization and local empowerment MUST be discussed on both the national and state level. State federations shouldn't bow the CRNC, and local chapters shouldn't be slaves of their state-wides. Reform and empowerment of CRs on the grassroots level is the key to maximizing College Republican potential anywhere. The palace guard has got to go.
For Freedom,
Matt Kocsan
Lame Duck, The Ohio State University
CRNBC: Caucus Chairman
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